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Objection!
Sunday. 9.2.07 6:56 pm
"Disorder in the Court. the things people actually said in court, word for word."
A number of actual questions asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and some of the responses given.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This mysanthenia gravis - does it affect your memory?
A: Yes.
Q: In what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thiry-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q:And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499
Q: And where is milepost 499?
Q: Probably between milepost 498 and 450.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved with voodoo or occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of the car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

Q:Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times did you commit suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was Aug. 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q. How many of them were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?







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7 Comments.


Oh dear... I do wish people would think before opening their mouths...
» Someones_Muse on 2007-09-02 11:26:45

I'm still laughing about the "How many times did you commit suicide" one.
» randomjunk on 2007-09-03 03:02:58

I'm wondering if the questions were asked on purpose to test the alertness of the witness' brain.
» Nuttz on 2007-09-03 07:36:28

"ROTFL"
» invisible on 2007-09-05 05:16:26

:) Thanks for boosting my ego.
I laughed out loud for some of these.
» Dilated on 2007-09-05 09:57:37

Ah-ha
I know who you arrreeeee...

The layout gave it away ;-) But so did your first entry. Whatever.

Haha I chuckled @ most of these, I say chuckle because it was sad at the same time funny. I feel suddenly more intelligent...
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-09-05 11:06:50

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Haha, this is pretty funny. In turn I feel lame because the entry title made me think of the Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney games
» BigErn on 2007-09-10 12:21:09

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